Christmas Goblin Rag Hat

After randomly buying a pair of mahoosive 20mm diameter (US 35 = 19mm) needles, I’d been on the lookout for something to knit with them (both materials and pattern ideas).

A couple of weeks before Christmas 2017, I noticed that my 2010 Old Navy Christmas T-shirts (bought for a buck or so in January 2011 ;D) were rather aged and must have… ahem… shrunk or something.  Suffice to say – they wouldn’t be worn again.

Recycle time!

Materials

  • Approx 2 medium/large sized T-shirt’s worth of “yarn” in contrasting, festive colours
  • 20mm diameter knitting swords (this is knit flat, but easy enough to translate to DPNs/circulars if you have ’em)

Making the yarn

Starting at the bottom hem of the T-shirt, I cut it into a continuous strip of material about 10-20mm (~1/2-3/4 inch) wide.  With my arm through the neck hole and hand sticking out of the “bottom” of the shirt, I was able to quite effectively continuously cut the strip while rotating the shirt on my arm.  Stopping when I reached the sleeves.

Accuracy wasn’t really the order of the day – the width was a little variable and I don’t recall how long the “yarn” actually ended up!

Using the yarn

I recommend knitting with two contrasting “yarns” at once for variegation and strength.

I first made the hat with one strip of yarn and made stripes by switching between the green and red at intervals.  This is the one I posted in the blog here.  After a couple of days wear, it became obvious just how old the fabric was – it had lost it’s integrity and stretched out of shape very quickly.  I unravelled the lot, and did the hat again, this time knitting with both red and green strand at the same time.

It created a the much denser and more visually pleasing effect in the pictures here.  It’s currently holding it’s shape ok!

Run out of “yarn”?

Don’t worry, just knot a new piece on and continue.  This happened a couple of times (like I say above, no idea how long the yarns were, just chopped those shirts up and cracked on!).  The rough and ready feel to the hat I think is cool 🙂

Sizing

The pattern described fits my head ok.  I’m roughly 57-58cm (hat sizes UK 7 1/8, US 7 1/4).  It stretches a bit.  Adjust as you see fit.  It’s so quick to knit that you can undo and reknit in no time to adjust.

One note is that I have no hair!  It might require another one or two rows before starting to reduce to make sure it has enough depth for those more folicularly blessed.

Go!

  1. Cast On 24 stitches (I used standard LongTail, seems stretchy enough).
  2. Knit Row
  3. Purl Row
  4. Repeat 2. and 3.
  5. Repeat 2. and 3.
  6. (Repeat 2. and 3. again as many times as you want to adjust depth).
Symmetric reduction
  1. [k6, k2tog] * 3 (21 sts)
  2. Purl
  3. [k5, k2tog] * 3 (18 sts)
  4. Purl
  5. [k4, k2tog] * 3 (15 sts)
  6. Purl
  7. [k3, k2tog] * 3 (12 sts)
  8. Purl
Asymmetric reduction
  1. k4, [k2tog] * 2, k4 (10 sts)
  2. Purl
  3. k3, [k2tog] * 2, k3 (8 sts)
  4. Purl
  5. k2, [k2tog] * 2, k2 (6 sts)
  6. Purl
  7. k1, [k2tog] * 2, k1 (4 sts)
  8. Knit
  9. Purl
  10. Repeat 8. and 9.
  11. Optional: repeat 10. as many times as you’d like if you want the “spike” longer.  Mine was just one.
  12. Bind Off (just did a standard knit bind-off), do not cut the working end.
Finishing

You will now have a weird looking asymmetric triangle.  Time to turn it into a weird looking cone!

You want a nice long working end from the bind-off, especially if you want the “streamer” coming out of the top (this was a lucky chance and I prefer it to a bobble or suchlike!).

If using double-stranded yarn, choose which one you will use to close the hat (and be the streamer if you want it) and weave the other one into the bound-off edge to secure.

Using your chosen length of yarn from the bind-off, mattress stitch the sides together from bottom to top of the hat to form the hat and it’s spike.  I used my fingers to pass the yarn through the stitches.  Secure the end of the yarn by knotting it back on itself.  Leave a streamer if you like.  I like.

Terminology
  • kn: knit n stitches (e.g. k6 = knit 6 stitches).
  • k2tog: knit two stitches together
  • [blah] * n: do “blah” n times.  (e.g. [k4, k2tog] * 3 = “knit 4 stitches, then knit two together.  Repeat this 3 times).

Feel free to use the pattern as you wish, but a credit would be nice 🙂

Original blog post here.